I spent the first half of my career wearing a bulletproof
vest while at work. Most paramedics in
my system did, so I just kind of followed along. Plus, I was in the Big City EMS
department. Big cities are dangerous,
right? And the vest looked cool – made
me feel like a cop or something.
I never had need of it.
Wait – once I didn’t have it on when my right nipple almost got bit off
while wrestling a dude on PCP. I wish I
had the vest on at that moment, but that wasn’t a vest thing. The nipple-biting incident was the
culmination of a string of bad choices on my part. Improving my choices that night could have
resulted in me not needing a vest, and
not getting my nipple almost bit off.
For those of you smart enough to forego bulletproof vests,
they are hot. They cost a few hundred
dollars. They are uncomfortable in that
they ride up in front and cause your shirt to come untucked. They make you look 40 pounds fatter. They don’t breathe at all. The torso sweat throughout your shift goes
right into the vest and never leaves – after a week a vest smells like my 8th
grade gym locker did (the year I never took my gym clothes home). Of course, you can expend a lot of effort and
expense getting defunkifying sprays and cleaners.
I’ve been at my agency for 15 years. In that time we’ve gone from about 70,000
calls per year to close to 100,000 calls per year. So some back-of-the-envelope math says that I’ve
been employed while my agency ran more than one million EMS calls. Do you know how many times I’ve heard of a
medic being saved by their bulletproof vest?
None.
What troubles me about the vests is that they are outward
signs of inappropriate risk estimation.
When one researches EMS injuries, such as these 2011 data, one
finds that EMS providers dodging gunfire at work is an exceedingly rare event. Which is consistent with what I have seen in
the last 15 years. The 2001 data show
that the most common event that results in injury is “Bodily reaction and
exertion.” That classification includes
lifting heavy stuff and performing repetitive microtasks.
Second is “Harmful exposures” (not necessarily hazmat spills – this
includes noisy environments and emotionally stressful events) and third is
“Contact with objects and equipment” (needlesticks, rough surfaces, etc). “Falls” comes fourth and “Transportation
incidents” comes fifth. You have to go
to the sixth most common event to find “Assaults and violent acts.” Most of the 2,100 assaults in 2011 are
unchanged by wearing a vest or not.
Violent acts include animal and insect attacks, face punching, finger
biting, shoves, cutting/stabbing, and other non-ballistic torso injuries. You knew a bulletproof vest isn't knife proof, right?
So if we alter our behavior and equipment to match the risks
inherent in our jobs, we should focus on lifting mechanics and moving in the
back of an ambulance. I don’t know about
you, but standing in a hunched position in the back of the bus ends up hurting
my low back. I do much better if I just
sit on the bench or captain’s chair.
Consider hearing protection when you have the siren on. Watch out when you are handling needles. Watch your step on icy or uneven ground. Wear safety
goggles. Consider some kind of grip-enhancing
overshoes on icy days.
Traffic accidents are pretty common for EMS providers. When was the last time you put a seatbelt on
yourself in the back of an ambulance?
Maybe not when you are moving around and getting equipment, but there
are calls when your work is mostly done and you are typing a PCR and chatting
with the patient. Is your seatbelt on
then? Do you wear a high visibility vest
or uniform when working in roadways? Honestly,
you are more likely to be run over working on the side of the road than you are
to be shot in the torso.
Those are the things we would do if we were concerned about
safety. Until you are doing those simple
things to improve your safety, I don’t believe you when you say you just want
to be safe. Deep down, you know the Kevlar vest
is mostly a fashion statement.
I have been injured many times in my career. I have three or four needlesticks under my
belt. I have a few falls where I had enough hang time to realize that having my feet over my head in midair was not a good position. Those hurt. I may have missed a few days of work here and there due to back
pain after ill-advised lifts. Once I
wedged myself between the floor and ceiling of the ambulance in order to use
both hands to treat a patient. My
partner hit a speedbump, my neck crunched, and my arms went numb for three days
(I was embarrassed, so didn’t even report that one). There was the nipple biting incident (again,
poor choices on my part) and I once got punched in the mouth by a girl wearing
a big-assed diamond ring. I donate a
chunk of scalp on the infernal oxygen christmas tree almost every day. I’ve been in a bunch of wrecks but have
gotten off lucky and never been hurt in one.
Most of those were due to my own decisions. Most of those were avoidable. And every single one of them didn’t require a
hot, sweaty, smelly, expensive Kevlar vest to save me. What I needed to do is slow down, watch my
step, duck lower in the back of the ambulance, wait for more help when dealing
with angry people wearing big-assed rings, and wear my seatbelt.
I don’t wear the vest anymore. But I do wear goggles, the reflective vest,
and put on my seatbelt in back when I can.